Just because I have them - "Dismal Seepage"

Here are some articles this morning that all deal with "Dismal Seepage." The article make it seem real; as a matter of fact, in a couple of them, I couldn't tell if the guy was kidding or not.

I'm pretty sure though the writer was a Vic and Sade fan.

As stated earlier, subsequent attempts at other Rhymerisms failed. I looked for Spider Plague and a bunch of other stuff. Only my site came up.